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It's Tuesday.. and it's still raining!

Hello Everybody! Here in Italy, the Boot peninsula, is a bad day - weather speaking. Three days of endless rain!
Where is the Spring? I wanna the shining sun in the sky and the birds that sing all day. I can't stand those fucking pigeons - that cooing and cooing - walking on the ledge, beside by balcony. Fly Away! Bugger off! Don't look at me with your stupid faces!

Do you think that pigeons are stupid, more than flies or mosquito?
They only eat rubbish and colonize monuments and buildings. What's the most meaningless animal in the world, for you?

Ok.. As you can read, I haven't smart things to write.. but.. I'm so moody today.. I'm so sorry!
Are you happy today, my reader?
Bye
Vinny

What's this .. sniff sniff.. good smell?
Good Morning! It's Wednesday and outside is a sunny windy day, nearly to Spring time. What could I tell you? Let me think..

Yesterday night, I spent some times with my best friends, in a Kebab shop, eating "something different" with Egyptian songs in background music. Stephen, one of my friends, had enthusiastically spoken about this brand new place, so we decided to eat out and taste it! In the past, I was frightened about Kebab. Maybe cos you see a big piece of brown meat that goes round and round into a rotating skewer and you immediately think: "What they put in it? What sort of meat? Cats? Alligators? Pigeons? An old granny?" and "Are they tidy people? And if they scratch their ass and after cook?". LOL! Stupid prejudices. I know..

Luckily, when we entered in EL CAIRO KEBAB a lot of customers was eating like pigs.. with an enjoyed face! And all was clean and welcoming! I don't know you, but here in Italy, if a restaurant is full.. means that is good!

Have you ever ate a Kebab in your life?
It's a sort of Arabian white bread roll (or pita bread) within roasted meat, tomato-slices, onions, spicy (if you want), salad and a soft delicious yogurt sauce. It was the second Kebab in my life (I went to Egyptian Red Sea coast, in 2005). The shop's owners, were friendly and patient with us. We ate all we can eat.. Also a big plate of meat, french fries and 3 black olives. And we only spent 7€ per head.

Wonderful cheap dinner!
We've chatted a lot.. drinking beer.. men stuff.. like crazy girls and their lunatic moods.. next holidays (I'll go to Paris in April with my girlfriend), new entries.. Ok, we talk about girls! Maybe.. women! I'm jocking!

AND YOU? WHAT'S YOUR OPINION? DO YOU LIKE KEBAB?
Blog You Soon!
Vincent

A Boobies Cake for my best friend
Considering that I'm a crazy and prankster guy, I'm going to talk about the Saturday night happening. I thought I were a good cook, but - after this disaster - I have to admit.. Stop with do-it-yourself cakes!
What am I blabbing about? Look at this picture. What's do you think is this white-stuff?



It's a cake. Sure! A Boobies Cake, made of eggs, flour, sugar and cocoa, with a bad-whipped cream stuffing and two brown chocolate bonbon for nipples! Yes.. I know.. It's DISGUSTING.. only to "see".. but I wanted to have fun with my friends, playing a dirty trick to Andrew.

AT THE PARTY
After a good dinner based of fish dishes, we celebrated Andrew with an ordinary cake. "Pathetic", I thought! Then I took out my present.. and.. Watch out below!

The Official Birthday Cake


The Unofficial Boobies Cake


All invited people, tried to eat that disgusting taste slice of cake. The majority become green and wanna drink for forget!
So we got drunk.. and smile together, and said a lot of "cheers" with Italian white wine!

Finally, we gave him a SPECIAL gift.. Not white or black underwear, but the garish and funny pants of the shopping mall!
It seems to be appreciated, doesn't it?




Yeah, it's an ELEPHANT underwear, with large blue ears, "long proboscis" (depends of my friend "nose") and a lot of animals everywhere! Girls, do you like it? What will you think, watching it dressed by your boyfriend?

And you? What's the best/worst thing of the world that you did for a "special occasion"? A terrific joke.. or something else like this?!
You must tell me, ok? Explain the facts, with your personal opinion!
Bye, my Fellows!
Vincent

What sort of bread are those white buns?
Good Fresh News from Vinny Blog! Saturday night - yeah, the lunar eclipse night - I went to the Japanese Restaurant. What's interesting on it? Gosh, let me explain, ok?


MENTAL SUSHI PANIC
For me and my fiancée, it was difficult to manage because we don't like raw fish and we were afraid of "don't eat nothing at all" and pay a lot of money (here in Turin, Japanese restaurants are expensive despite of Chinese one, very cheap!). But - as sometimes happens to the brand new experiences - we finally may say that we enjoyed ourselves! And not throw up all the night!

We went in the Natsu Sushi restaurant, welcomed by a typical Japanese woman (wearing a red Kimono) that was kindly and pleasant with us, explain the "All You Can Eat" menu. So, keep the CHOPSTICKS and .. start eating!

WHAT A WEIRD STUFF!

The special amazing attractive was the "food roller" (like in the supermarket cash counter) where a lot of colored plates turn around, with their weird aspect - occidentally speaking, I know!

And the winner-course was the GUMMY WHITE BREAD (I don't know the name, but see the picture above).

In Italy, we usually eat kilos and kilos of bread, in every kind of shapes and flours. But - I swear - I haven't found a soft bun that seems to be a muffin, a cake, but taste like sweet bread with cream.

Sushi rice balls are - in my personal opinion - so so but funny with that black "hugging" alga. Actually, I prefer the UDON (sort of spaghetti) with vegetables and lemon chicken.

They recalled me the LUPIN III cartoon, when the Inspector ZENIGATA (in Italy) eats a lot of steamy UDON, in a hurry, before chasing LUPIN and his gang of thieves.

And You? What do you like of Japanese food? Are you fond of SASHIMI? I think that fish-eggs and raw-salmon or tuna aren't in my range of favorite tastes. But I love all well-cooked, especially fish and meat.

Please, talk about your "foreign" food adventures, with stupid thoughts or mental prejudice that.. we all have.

NB: For Chinese and Japanese friends.. What sensations did you have, eating "new" stuff like spaghetti with tomato sauce or first slice of Pizza?"

Share your memories with me, please!
Vinny Blog

Fog.. everywhere.. also in the bathroom
Hi, Buddies! Today I'm feel .. I don't know how.. maybe as tired as dormouse .. Why? Cause I spent last night watching TV until 2 o'clock. What sort of "Planetary Event" I saw? Ok - I'm ashamed to say it - I saw the Italian Music Festival of Sanremo.

WHAT'S IT?
A popular Italian melody competition where Italian OLD singers - often pull out tombs - challenge with YOUNG recommended and talented beginners. I guess it's the only tradition that remains in Italy: watching it and criticize all.
For a week Italians gossip about stupid things: the TV anchorman's hairpiece, the glamorous dresses of the beauty-doll eyes-chaperon-girl (Armani and Valentino are the best), the lyrics with the same words "love, heart, sky, sun, kiss, angry and loneliness", the look in general (instead of shut up and listening we usually say: "Look that.. awful hair! Who did the make up of that woman? A clown?" ).

THIS MORNING
I woke up late, in a hurry I went to the bathroom.. and.. ARGHHHH! A terribly, dreadfully Nuclear Radioactivity Thundercloud invested me in a second! My DAD should have passed and "do something brown" in the WC. Not a chocolate cake! He usually has a "ceramic appointment" just before I get up!

WHAT A LUCK!
I guess he ate giant brown beans, or something that engender a similar disgusting smell. Geez.. What I have to support still living with parents, at the "tender age" of 29 years old?
So, I sprayed everywhere a Green Pine fragrance .. but.. nothing.. my nose was crying! Yes! My poor nose, not my eyes! I opened the window (though it's winter in Italy!) and rapidly washed my face.

During my short breakfast, the TV journalist talked about digestion and "eating too much" problems. ?? Then some spots: FALQUI crap-stimulating pills, stomach-regulator yogurt, ?? mineral water that makes you do it "pee-pee", and.. bathroom furniture.. water closet! I got in in the car, turn on the stereo and.. NAPPY jingle.. that spoke about how to contain .. pee and poop .. and make your baby happy.
I thought: "Someone is kidding me? Am I in a Candid Camera? A stupid SHIT Candid Camera?".
Nope! It's.. let me tell you.. a Shitty Day!

I'm joking.. Blog You Soon, Guys!
Vincent
PS: Have you a Typical Festival or a Strange Embarrassing Fact to tell me? Come on, write me something!